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It’s Official. Finished training yesterday, start Monday! #backatit #newamerican #aa #usairways #Americanboi

Now accepting sugar daddy applications

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I’m too lazy to manscape…. Can you hire a manscaper?

watching porn

  • while you're horny: YOOOOOO
  • after you cum: ew
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i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

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(Reblogged from cuntology)


"when did you get hot???"


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this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

(Source: iraffiruse)

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My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee


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