reybanz:

Man that’s y I miss highschool, all the jocks were secretly gay hahaha

(Source: cottoncandypusher)

(Reblogged from michaelburns)

(Source: parrtynauseous)

(Reblogged from cuntology)

fr33kinmatt:

applications are so dumb like

"are you interested in a job that involves standing and walking" 
"are you interested in a job that includes customizing drink orders per individual customer"
"are you interested in a job that includes working the cash register, store security and cleanliness, and pleasant interaction with customers"

YES I AM INTERESTED IN YOUR JOB IS WHAT YOURE BASICALLY ASKING YES IM INTERESTED CAN YOU JUST INCLUDE THIS ALL IN ONE QUESTION INSTEAD OF 25???

(Reblogged from cuntology)

epic-humor:

will do anything for foood

(Source: poyzn)

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#tbt my first kitty Scratchy Princess and my Mickey Mouse turtle neck lol

driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

Whoah science.

Neato.

Supercool.

image

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curtisplease:

Resisting the urge to jerk off because you have plans with someone later who is dtf

(Reblogged from cuntology)

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(Source: lohnerism)

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blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

(Reblogged from alonzowtf)
(Reblogged from cuntology)