Me as a dog tbh

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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a detailed list of things i hate

  • hot weather
  • high temperatures
  • heat
  • warmer than average conditions
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Via BWE.tv & Michelle Collins—this is TRULY worth your time.

Bonjour, Girl! (by wehoguy30)

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Ugh. Met the most handsome Scottish man Friday night, stayed at his hotel with him. Cuddled all night, woke up in the morning to his wonderful accent. I had to leave otherwise I probably would’ve stayed all day with him and his mate. I wish he wasn’t leaving so I could get to know him I know it’s obviously way to early to tell but I think I could love him. He’s so sweet, can carry on a conversation, and super handsome. Ugh!

Good news he added me on fb and told me to hit him up when I’m in Scotland…I work for an airline so that’s possible…I wanna go like tmrw but yeah that’s not gonna happen

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shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

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i was thinking to myself like maaan the brain is pretty amazing and then i realised it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky asshole.

(Source: meladoodle)

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Happy 75th Anniversary to The Wizard of Oz! To celebrate, I present to you;

Movies in a Nutshell: The Wizard of Oz

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love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

(Reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts)
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