itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

(Source: itssexualhour)

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daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

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pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

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subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

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darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

(Source: iraffiruse)

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Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

(Source: tinarannosaurus)

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micdotcom:

Potent minimalist art sends a strong message about police and vigilante brutality in America

Journalist and artist Shirin Barghi has created a gripping, thought-provoking series of graphics that not only examines racial prejudice in today’s America, but also captures the sense of humanity that often gets lost in news coverage. Titled “Last Words,” the graphics illustrate the last recorded words by Brown and other young black people — Trayvon Martin, Oscar Grant and others — who have been killed by police in recent years.

Let us not forget their voices

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vaultnumber713:

I love them

they’re wondering what he’s looking for

(Source: catsbeaversandducks)

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airviation:

jeromedaksiewicz:

30 Busiest US Airport Runways. Print collection now on Kickstarter

Airport Runway Print Collection

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alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

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